Thursday, 4 February 2010

Third Decade Love Slave

Third Decade Love Slave

I recently caught an episode of every guy’s favourite show Sex in the City focusing on the way single people are treated by their couple-fied friends. A particular comment by Miranda Hobbs – the red haired intellectual ‘lawyer type’ – grabbed my attention: ‘they’re (couples) scared of us… We make them feel uncomfortable…’ They then went on to debate whether it’s the couples envy of the single persons life that makes them feel that way, blah blah blah, I lost interest after that.

Miranda’s comment did strike a chord with me somewhat, not because my couple friends feel uneasy around me but due to the strange occurrences I’ve been experiencing since turning 30 not four months ago. I am 30, I am single, and I’ve been travelling on and off since I was 23. Though I’ve had various relationships long and short, being in a constant state of wandering makes it hard to sustain a full time relationship. Not to mention the new relationship horizons that open up once one is in another country, city, postcode…

Hence I’ve always been capable of initiating interaction with the opposite sex but have never committed in the traditional sense. This doesn’t bother me as I don’t want to have kids and believe in fate, love and all that mushy stuff and know that when the time is right and I am settled within myself the right and true person will come along. Apparently some of my surrounding friends and family do not share my romantic optimism.

Not long after my birthday – no more than week I think – two people at my work had found prospective suitors for me, one of which was ‘bald and not great looking but has a really great heart’, and the other a huge, muscly, gym junky type, also with no hair. It wasn’t that I didn’t appreciate their efforts but those who are supposed to know me should know I’m more of a blue-eyed, tall dark and handsome, full head o’ hair kind of girl. These instances paled in comparison however to the reception I received upon returning to Australia from London. Nearly every persons second question upon seeing me was ‘There’s no English boy in tow with you is there?’ and once reassured that there wasn’t proceeded to ask me why, what I did to them, what’s wrong, etc.

My Grandmother died the day after I returned and upon meeting all the distant relatives and friends of the family – the majority of whom I didn’t know or remember – I found they were also highly concerned with my marital status. ‘Do you have a boyfriend/are you married dear?’ my answer of no being received with a less than enthusiastic, always judgmental ‘Oh…’ And of course that’s just what I was secretly dwelling upon and internally wrestling with whilst at my Grandmothers funeral.

As I mentioned before I do appreciate their concern and am impartial to their fix-up’s. Sometimes the best candidates for a significant other are friends of friends. I am choosing to believe their keen interest is due to the fact they think I’m an unbelievably gorgeous, intelligent and hilarious rare gem of a woman, and not a 30 year old single childless leper due to spend eternity alone.

To Recruit or not to Recruit: Temporarily Indisposed

To Recruit or not to Recruit: Temporarily Indisposed

Being a traveller at heart means sticking with a permanent job can often be tricky. A background in band booking and venue management makes it that much harder. With hurdles such as these it’s often easiest to turn to the almighty recruitment agencies for the temporary salary fix.

Having resorted to such means in London last year, and as luck would have it, landing a fantastic PA role and an 11 month contract I’ve decided to try my hand at temping while home in Australia. Upcoming travel plans mean a permanent position is not ideal, and so begins the tireless CV and email trail that proceeds being recruited and registered.

There are of course pros and con’s following the recruitment pathway:
Pro’s – great pay and working conditions, cushy office comforts and perks, usually not too challenging day-to-day duties
Con’s – even though I am highly proficient in everything from Microsoft Office to Adobe Illustrator, diary management to minute-taking, I come from a non-corporate background, have never once worn a pair of heels and sport various tattoos in non-confronting areas (back of neck, feet). In my previous public sector position these did not pose a problem, and as of yet haven’t in Sydney as I keep them covered.

With recruitment agencies catering mainly to the corporate, financial and legal sectors it seems there’s no place for a well-dressed, well-spoken, intelligent and efficient non-conformist like myself. I agree some people can go over the top in that department, sporting face piercings, ridiculous hair do’s, obscene tattoos and the like. But a little love for those of us who work hard and well regardless of what we’re wearing or not wearing, what we look like and what we’re interested in would be greatly appreciated.

Italian... Thats It - Edinburgh, Scotland (August 2009)

ITALIAN… THAT’S IT

We didn’t wake until 2pm, my excuse being the days were wasted due to the nights being so well utilised, and that’s what I’m sticking with. Abbey and I were to see a few more arty and serious plays today but that all went out the window, so we settled for one of the finest (and cheapest) Italian meals I’ve had in a long while. A fine end to a fine weekend in a city I will definitely go back to; if not to finally tackle Arthur’s Seat but to see it in it’s true form without all the festival trimmings and enjoy what Edinburgh is really all about.

Tom Toms & Black Sea Gentlemen - Edinburgh, Scotland (August 2009)

TOM TOMS & THE BLACK SEA GENTLEMEN

Awaking later than I wanted with a splitting headache made me think arriving home the night before and sharing numerous vodkas and aftershock shots with Abbey’s flatmate was not such a great idea, though they say hindsight is 20:20. A slap up hot breakfast and a few episodes of Coronation Street later and we were back to normal and ready to take on the sights and sounds of Edinburgh.

Unfortunately it was already 3pm so we had precious little daylight with which to do so. Hence we headed straight for the jewel in the crown – and the home of the Crown Jewels – Edinburgh Castle. Making our way there we hit crowds of tourists on the main street and in the parks, voraciously snapping everything from Jenner’s on the high street to perfectly tended roses in the gardens that sprawl below the Castle. The journey up the side of the cliffs to the Castle from the park is an arduous one, and I’m instantly glad we opted to see this and not Arthur’s Seat, which is 10 times steeper and longer. Though the journey may have been hindered by the ice creams we were devouring whilst tackling the incline.

Edinburgh Castle is set high upon cliffs that tower over the city. It’s a beautiful old structure full of medieval delights such as original churches, prison cells and wooden doors (some of which still bare graffiti inscribed by those doomed by fate), and of course the precious Crown Jewels. The Castle itself is a fairly modest stone structure compared with its spectacular placement atop the cliffs. Clear views of the city, the sea and Arthur’s Seat make it worth a look in for the scenery alone. Couple that with an imaginative and intricate depiction of Scotland’s trials, tribulations, triumphs and monarchs and you have yourself an educational fun day out. Once done with the Castle you can also catch the famed Military Tattoo which takes place in a kind of mock-stadium set up at the entry, however this is hated by most locals and is purely for kilt loving tourists. We opted to give it a miss and head straight to the Royal Mile, a cobbled stoned pedestrian street dedicated to all things historical and Scottish. Of course a million other tourists had the same idea so once I got the gist we scuttled off towards the Udderbelly to meet friends for a show.

Abbey working on the festival meant she knew which shows were hot and which were not, and the Australian act Tom Tom Crew had been getting rave reviews. We took our seats for what was to be a show of the unexpected. They’ve been described as a hip-hop circus but I feel this description does them no justice, however I doubt my description will be any better! A DJ and drummer open the show mixing samples and beats under a camera which feeds onto a screen used as a backdrop so you can see how the DJ works. A great idea for those in the audience who have no idea what Djing and mixing involves. Eventually a troupe of gymnasts and acrobats are introduced to perform bone-breakingly gravital feats to the aforementioned beats. Then comes Tom – crew leader and beat boxer extrordinaire. What followed was an amazing array of entertainment including prop-guided acrobatics, various instrumental interludes with instruments I’ve never seen before, sample and beat box recording, playbacks and mixing – all done right there in front of you by a sickeningly likeable group of artists hailing from almost every Australian state and territory. They’d sold out every show at the festival so far and it was easy to see why. If you get the chance I highly recommend seeing them.

From there it was a cheap but tasty Indian meal on the University side of town and we were off to the next show. Legging it to the Assembly Halls just down the hill we were just in time to see Mikelangelo and the Black Sea Gentlemen, another Australian group. This was a black comedy cabaret show lead by the charismatic Mikelangelo backed by a group of well-dressed well-trained Gypsy musicians. An excellent show full of beauty, love, sex, death and the spookiest, funniest songs I’ve ever heard – definitely my favourite of the festival so far.

With 2 shows under our belts we decided to devote the rest of the night to drinking at the Underbelly bar at the Grass Markets. The rest of the night is a bit of a blur but I know I had a whale of a time, frequented many Edinburgh bars, met various friendly locals and didn’t get to bed until around 8am – or thereabouts…

Monday, 1 February 2010

Huge Inflatable Upside Down Purple Cow - Edinburgh, Scotland (August 2009)

HUGE INFATABLE UPSIDE DOWN PURPLE COW

Buses have always been a friend of mine. I don’t drive, have always used public transport and did three months through the United States on Greyhounds. Though since in Europe it’s all been about cheap plane fares so I was glad to be hopping a Megabus journey from London across the border and into bonny Scotland. As it stood I hadn’t yet discovered any of Great Britain so Edinburgh was to be my first UK adventure, which happened to coincide with the opening of the Edinburgh Festival. I also had a friend from Sydney working on the ticketing side of things and she’d been there only a month, had never travelled and was feeling a little homesick, so I thought I’d go and cheer her up.

Once again I was running late (seems its not only planes, must test the theory with trains…) so scrapped all my good intentions of buying cheap and healthy snacks from the supermarket and promptly boarded the bus. Lady luck was not on my side as there were no window seats left. This may seem of little importance but I need a window seat! Plane, train, bus, car – I like to survey, take photo’s and discover the world around me. Coupled with the fact that most of the people around me seemed to be sniffing and coughing this wasn’t the best start to my trip. Putting my woes behind me I eventually got to sleep, woken only by the jolt of my head rolling off the headrest and the two boys behind me laughing at me hysterically.

England’s countryside was well worth staying awake for, especially as we ventured off the M’s and through the back of the Lakes District before hitting the border. It was raining but that just seemed to make the landscape more lush and vibrant. Once into Scotland it didn’t stop there. At one point I was convinced the driver had taken a back road as the path we took was one lane, narrow and had the occasional tractor slowing the way. The landscape was quintessential: rolling green hills, cows and sheep, tiny villages of five or ten stone houses and sweet looking pubs – I had arrived in Scotland. Though I’d read my guidebooks and studied maps I had no idea how small Edinburgh was until I got there. Over the next two days I was to see so many shows and walk so far I now know the city by heart.

My friend Abbey had arrived there only a month before to work the festival and then travel. Of course working in ticketing came with perks, so as soon as the bus stopped I was into the bath room (which cost me 20p!), changed, and ready to see the Friel play she had acquired tickets to. Set in the small ornate Kings Theatre ‘The Faith Healer’ was the story of a man who touted faith to his countrymen but slowly lost his own. The narrative – performed by the faith healer and his devoted wife whom he referred to as ‘mistress’ – was simply set, well acted and presented the folly’s that come from a life on the road perpetuating and profiting from a myth, and losing faith in one’s self as well as others. A fine opener to my weekend of culture that was to be my trip to Edinburgh.

Abbey and I had worked at a bar in Sydney together and it just so happened a fellow ‘Metro-ite’ was also in town. After a cool brisk walk through the twilight we met our friend Danny at Monster Mash, a small diner serving up local grub such as snags, all kinds of mash, tatties, haggis and even veggie haggis. I opted for the latter with tatties and mash and it tasted unreal – homely, warm and stodgy. I don’t think I’d ever be game enough to try the real thing but the veggie haggis did it for me. With full bellies we rolled ourselves over to the Udderbelly, Channel 4’s take on the well-known comedy club Underbelly taking the form of a huge inflatable upside down purple cow. We lucked out on tickets for the show but soaked up the Friday night festival atmosphere in their courtyard bar, then moseyed on over to the real Underbelly to try our luck there.

Edinburgh is such a small town it was hard to believe all this excitement could be contained within its cobbled streets and ancient buildings. They say good things come in small packages and the city is a testament to that. We walked almost everywhere, never taking more than 20 minutes and the stroll to the Underbelly was an exciting preview of the personality the city takes on during festival time. People were happy, relaxed, drinking in the beer and the atmosphere. Once at the comedy club we sunk down the masses of steps through the bars and straight to the box office… no joy. Danny had done the festival before and assured us the Midnight to 3am stand up show ‘Spank’ was not to be missed, plus Will Anderson was on that night. Disappointed and disillusioned we took a drink from the bar and head into the alley for a smoke. Being the festival guru Danny decided to have one last try for tickets just as doors were closing… and we were in! We took our seats in the underground box space serving as a venue, and what followed was a fantastic array of stand up.

They ranged from London to Australia to Newcastle, featured an excellent country music parody named Willy Dickson, and a lovely boy from Amsterdam who wasn’t the funniest but was by no means the worst and just kept digging his hole. His parting words of ‘You know what? I don’t even care about you people anyway!’ didn’t really help either. The appearance of one of my favourite comedians, Will Anderson, was worth every penny and he owned the room as usual. All in all an awesome finale to my first festival-packed night in Scotland.

Sand, Sun & Not Much Else - Valencia, Spain (June 2009)


SAND, SUN & NOT MUCH ELSE

I hit the beach sola today as Diana had hit the wall as far as getting out of bed was concerned. This bothered me none as I like to take photo’s a lot and this can get quite annoying. It was a scorcher and the beach was packed, minus the wind thank goodness, perfect for my last day in Valencia. And I’m afraid I don’t have much more to report as all I did was lie in the sun and swim – exactly what I went there to do! This was also evident from the red raw patches of skin on my stomach, legs and back. And yes, I was wearing sun cream. But as my Mother and Diana had said, after almost two years in Winter conditions my skin was no longer used to sun. Note to self: plan more beach holidays.

At 4pm I head into the city to buy presents for various people only to find it deserted. I should have known better in a Catholic country on a Sunday – there was not one shop open nor a soul in sight. However this did provide for supreme and eerie photo taking conditions, so after a few snaps I jumped the Metro back to Diana’s, finished off the last of our awesome take away feast, said my goodbyes and walked myself back to the airport. So there you have it – my first trip off the island in 499 days – and there’s many more to come…

To Space or not to Space? Valencia, Spain (June 2009)


TO SPACE OR NOT TO SPACE?

After a well-earned lie in Diana and I set about hiring a car. We’d found a flyer advertising Space, a club from Ibiza, playing that night just out of Valencia City. With said flyer the ticket was only 12 Euro, plus you got a bracelet that got you into Space Ibiza for FREE for the rest of the year. Considering a ticket to Space Ibiza for one night is usually between 60-80 Euro this was more than worth hiring a car (plus public transport was not an option). So with Diana’s cabin crew discount card in hand we went to the airport to get us some wheels. One hour and four very long queues later we still had no car. Everyone was either out of cars or too expensive, and when we finally stumbled upon one that was reasonably priced they required a credit card, an evil neither of us had yet succumbed to. Defeated we hopped the Metro to the beach.

Arriving to the promenade around 3:30pm we were hard pressed to find lunch as it was siesta time, but as luck would have it one place was open and it was serving Paella! Chicken and seafood paella with tinto con limon on a hot sunny Spanish afternoon – life is hard sometimes. After our late lunch we parked ourselves on the beach but lasted only an hour or so until gale force winds forced us off the sand. En route back to the Metro we witnessed a snapshot of the Spanish Climbing Cup taking place on the beach. We had devised various plans throughout the day to get ourselves to Space without a car and without spending a fortune, but the closer we got to home the sicker Diana became. After buying her some medicine to stave off out-right illness it was almost 11pm by the time we made it home.

On the basis of health and funds we decided to ditch Space for a night on the couch with trashy Spanish TV and probably the best take away I’ve ever had. Fried calamari, Spanish omelette, Paella, salad – all home made from a late night tienda comida next door. Beats a kebab or a curry any day I say!

499 Days Later - Valencia, Spain (June 2009)


499 DAYS LATER…

I’ve a habit of being late for flights. My first solo overseas jaunt entailed me almost missing a connecting flight in Tokyo and it’s been a downward spiral ever since. So in usual fashion I awoke at 4am – the time I was meant to be on the bus – had the quickest shower in the history of the world, grabbed my pre-packed bags and legged it to the bus stop. I made it to Liverpool Street in time for the 5:50am Stanstead Express but was concerned I may once again be running for the gates as my flight was boarding at 7am. It was my first time flying with Ryanair and I’d checked in on line, but with the imminent threat of terrorism we face at every turn at every hour of every day airport security checks can be nothing short of a living nightmare.

Little did I know Ryanair and I were kindred spirits, as when I made it quite painlessly through security I found my flight hadn’t even made it onto the Departures screen. After browsing the usual dreary selection of useless and unnecessary trinkets and mass-produced snacks I took a seat and waited, and at 7am on the dot my gate was confirmed and for once I enjoyed a leisurely stroll to the boarding area.

This being my first ever flight to mainland Europe excitement was high. I was off to Valencia to visit Diana, a Spanish girl I’d worked with in a London bar. While waiting in line to board I surveyed the motley crew of fellow travellers and felt relaxed. And then they came – in Bermuda shorts and specially made name-tagged football shirts. In the UK they’re called ‘stags’, in Australia ‘bucks’ – a horrid collection of men akin to the Barmy Army. Sharing my relaxing, plush Ryanair flight with 12 or so British lads in matching outfits with mischief in their eyes was made all the more disturbing by the fact that there were also not one, but two separate groups of girls looking much the same! One group were donning massive green plastic flowers, the other fake plastic Police hats.

Whether it be a stag or hens, a sports or work ‘team building’ exercise, I’ve never understood the human desire to travel in packs in matching gimmicky outfits. It’s obviously a pastime held quite dearly by the British – less than a month ago 10 or so men were arrested in Greece for running riot through a seaside town wearing Nuns habits and exposing themselves – but somewhere along the line the desire to participate in fanfare like this has passed me by.

We passed over the English Channel, France and finally into Spain. The view of the world from a plane is by far my favourite sight – from above we look so pretty and peaceful. Coming in to land however my view was not what I’d hoped for as it was raining! We were then told as there’s a storm warning we cannot disembark for half an hour, but as the rained passed we were released and I enjoyed a quick but hot walk in the 30 degree heat to my friends apartment in Manesis. After a year apart it was great to finally see Diana, even if she did have the flu. After a long awaited chat and a tour of her lovely apartment we grabbed our bikinis and head for the beach. It was to be the first time I saw a beach in 499 days…

Manesis is a suburb about 20 minutes out of Valencia City and situated right next to the airport. Diana had recently become a flight attendant, hence the close proximity to the airport. Manesis has a very small town village feel to it, with little cafes and tiendas dotted between the pink and peach coloured apartments. I also noticed when flying in that almost all of the buildings sprawled below us were the same colours – a mix of terracotta roofs, pinks, peaches and orange. I’m thinking this is a typical Spanish architectural theme as the city I called home in Central America was the same style, but in their National colours of blue, white, yellow and red.

After a short stroll to the Rosas Metro Station we were on our way through the centre to the beach. Once at the end of the line it was 2 tram stops and we were there! Walking from the tram to the promenade you could see Valencia’s beachfront is being developed within an inch of its life. Scaffolding is in abundance on the outside of flats, hotels and restaurants, plus there’s some kind of mining or digging operation taking place adjacent to the beach which tends to blot the skyline to your right. Nevertheless the main beach is a pretty collection of restaurants and bars offering an endless selection of both traditional and modern, cheaper and high-end paellas, cocktails, seafood and more.

Deciding it was more important to start working on my tan than sit down to a meal we decided on some take away on the beach. While waiting on our food I was astonished when Diana lit a cigarette in the middle of the cafĂ©. Coming from a country where smoking inside has been banned for almost 5 years it was both startling and exciting, and I instantly wanted one, as it felt so rebellious to be smoking indoors! We then parked ourselves on the beach and watched the world go by. Just listening to the conversations around me helped better my Spanish and I was relieved to find when speaking to Diana and her flatmates that it hadn’t disappeared. And going for a dip in the refreshing Mediterranean Sea made me realise just how much I missed the beach!

After 4 hours of sun baking and endless layers of sunscreen we hit the centre of Valencia city, a gorgeous mix of squares, shops and beautiful buildings featuring detailed wrought iron balconies, ornate and picturesque masonry and colourful flower pots. The Spanish hold a sense of style and confidence much the same as their architecture, and families packed the streets on the warm Friday evening taking advantage of the late opening stores that encourage your indulgence until 9:30pm. We scoured various local department stores purchasing many items neither of us needed or could afford but which were a lot cheaper than London, all the while chatting away in a hybrid ‘Spanglish’ as Diana wanted to practise her English and me my Spanish. We eventually made it home in time to shower, change, sample some ‘tinto con limon’ and catch the last Metro into the city to soak up some nightlife.

I’d been demanding Paella since I landed but considering we didn’t get out of the house till Midnight Diana professed it highly unlikely we would find any. Once in the centre I really felt like I was in Spain. I believe to see a city in the hue of night is to see its true beauty, and Valencia sparkled in the yellow shafts emanating from the old fashioned lamps that lined the streets, illuminating the historical facades, churches and cobbled roads that slice through the city. Our search for Paella was proving fruitless which wasn’t suprising, but we then stumbled across a small tienda comida serving tapas and sangria, so sat ourselves down to indulge. The food was beautiful and rich, the sangria sweet and fruity, and all for a very modest price. Alas, at 2am they gave us our marching orders, plus the streets outside were calling, so we strolled around in search of a bar. By this time a lot were closing and the night was full of drunken Spaniards dancing and drinking in the streets and revelling in the warmth of the night.

We decided on a bar called Ghecko, which was decked out like a jungle with trees, leaves, stone geckos and Asian dragons and Buddha’s adorning the walls. I don’t know if you’ve ever had a drink in Spain but they’re at least 6 Euro and worth every penny as they free pour the spirits. It doesn’t take many to get you on your way! Ghecko was fun and I even managed to converse with some boys in Spanish over the blaring Spanish pop that filled the room. However I was told by Diana that all the songs playing were old and lame so we should go.

After asking around about places to go we eventually set off for Las Animas, a super club back at the beach that stays open until 8am. All it took was a short cab ride, 20 Euro entry (which included a complimentary free-poured drink) and we had entered the biggest club I have ever seen. With a large room and many couches downstairs you then head up 4 flights of stairs to a rooftop that has been transformed into a disco playground. The music was hot, the bars were ample, there were couches, podiums, laser lights – and to top it all off, another room of the same calibre across the way. I couldn’t begin to guess how many people were in there but it was a lot, and all were dancing their hearts out. And surprise surprise I even spotted one of the stag parties from my plane, who I’d also seen earlier at the beach BBQing on the sand, blinding everyone with their British tans.

We cut a rug until the first Metro started up at 5:30am then began the tiresome trek home. Not a bad effort having had only 3 hours sleep the night previous! So after being awake for over 24 hours the pillow never looked so good.